1 00:00:06,005 --> 00:00:08,007 [people speaking indistinctly] 2 00:00:16,599 --> 00:00:18,393 I'm telling you, I know what I saw. 3 00:00:18,476 --> 00:00:22,605 There was a dinosaur creature running right through my backyard. 4 00:00:22,689 --> 00:00:24,399 [creature growling] 5 00:00:24,482 --> 00:00:26,192 You don't say. 6 00:00:26,860 --> 00:00:29,946 And there were glowing lights coming from the tree tops. 7 00:00:31,614 --> 00:00:33,408 You don't say. 8 00:00:33,491 --> 00:00:35,952 And these giant orbs fell from the sky. 9 00:00:37,871 --> 00:00:39,372 [sheriff] You don't say. 10 00:00:39,456 --> 00:00:44,586 Then after I came out of hiding, they'd all disappeared. 11 00:00:44,669 --> 00:00:46,379 Something ain't right. 12 00:00:48,173 --> 00:00:50,383 [Nate] Well, that's that. 13 00:00:50,467 --> 00:00:52,135 Yeah, I'm kind of nervous. 14 00:00:52,218 --> 00:00:54,679 Things rarely wrap up in a neat little bow for us. 15 00:00:54,763 --> 00:00:58,349 Oh, come on, babe. Don't be paranoid. Life is gonna start going our way. 16 00:00:58,892 --> 00:00:59,893 [whooshing] 17 00:01:03,688 --> 00:01:04,814 [all exclaim] 18 00:01:11,154 --> 00:01:12,322 What the hell? 19 00:01:20,163 --> 00:01:21,790 [Nate] What the hell happened? 20 00:01:21,873 --> 00:01:24,626 [Gary] Did that look like another Waverider to you guys? 21 00:01:24,709 --> 00:01:26,586 [Agent Sharpe] Why's someone trying to kill us? 22 00:01:26,669 --> 00:01:28,838 [Astra] There must be hundreds of reasons to kill us. 23 00:01:28,922 --> 00:01:30,882 [Behrad] We're not gonna let 'em get away with it. 24 00:01:30,965 --> 00:01:33,843 I say we portal back in time and onto that rogue Waverider 25 00:01:33,927 --> 00:01:34,844 and make them pay. 26 00:01:35,470 --> 00:01:37,764 That is a perfect plan. 27 00:01:38,431 --> 00:01:40,308 Now, let's go gear up, 28 00:01:40,391 --> 00:01:44,103 'cause we're gonna storm that ship and save our Waverider. 29 00:01:45,313 --> 00:01:48,942 Remember, when we get on that ship, stealth is our friend. 30 00:01:49,025 --> 00:01:50,902 Silent takedown. Got it. 31 00:01:50,985 --> 00:01:52,737 Wake me when the fire fight starts. 32 00:01:52,821 --> 00:01:53,988 You guys take out the crew 33 00:01:54,072 --> 00:01:55,990 and Behrad and I'll take control of the ship. 34 00:01:56,074 --> 00:01:57,992 Nate, let's do this. 35 00:01:58,576 --> 00:01:59,577 Here we go. 36 00:02:01,496 --> 00:02:02,497 [sputters] 37 00:02:03,957 --> 00:02:04,999 It's out of juice. 38 00:02:05,792 --> 00:02:07,627 -What? -Every time with those things. 39 00:02:07,710 --> 00:02:10,004 No Time Courier is no Waverider… 40 00:02:10,839 --> 00:02:12,757 We're stuck in 1925. 41 00:02:14,134 --> 00:02:15,552 [all clamoring] 42 00:02:15,635 --> 00:02:16,928 [Sara] Everybody just calm down. 43 00:02:17,011 --> 00:02:18,805 We need a little time to think of a plan. 44 00:02:18,888 --> 00:02:20,849 We definitely don't belong in this time period. 45 00:02:20,932 --> 00:02:23,309 We need to avoid any unwanted attention from the locals. 46 00:02:23,393 --> 00:02:24,394 [knocking at door] 47 00:02:29,899 --> 00:02:33,653 Afternoon, ma'am. Name's Pastor Hanson. Is Gloria home? 48 00:02:34,028 --> 00:02:35,321 Yeah, she's not here right now. 49 00:02:35,405 --> 00:02:39,242 Oh. I just heard this loud explosion over yonder 50 00:02:39,325 --> 00:02:41,411 and I wanted to make sure everything's all right. 51 00:02:41,911 --> 00:02:43,329 -[coughs] Flash him. -[others] What? 52 00:02:43,413 --> 00:02:45,081 -Oh. -[Spooner coughs] 53 00:02:45,498 --> 00:02:48,835 Well, you know, there's all sorts of strange things happening in Odessa. 54 00:02:48,918 --> 00:02:53,047 Everyone in town has seen these bizarre lights in the sky, 55 00:02:53,131 --> 00:02:55,967 and strange lizard creatures in their backyard. 56 00:02:56,050 --> 00:02:57,844 Yeah, well, nothing's strange around here. 57 00:02:58,386 --> 00:02:59,304 Flash him. 58 00:02:59,387 --> 00:03:00,930 It's out of battery. I don't… 59 00:03:02,682 --> 00:03:05,018 Say, are those claw marks? 60 00:03:05,101 --> 00:03:07,103 Yeah, I'll tell Gloria you stopped by. 61 00:03:07,687 --> 00:03:08,688 Good-bye now. 62 00:03:10,231 --> 00:03:11,983 [exhales] So much for laying low. 63 00:03:12,066 --> 00:03:14,068 The town's already buzzing with conspiracy theories 64 00:03:14,152 --> 00:03:15,278 after the Zaguron invasion. 65 00:03:15,361 --> 00:03:17,238 If we stay here, it could get really bad. 66 00:03:17,322 --> 00:03:18,197 It's gonna be okay. 67 00:03:18,281 --> 00:03:19,741 And now that we have no Timeship, 68 00:03:19,824 --> 00:03:23,411 we're just a bunch of weirdos with truly random superpowers. 69 00:03:23,494 --> 00:03:26,789 John, the one person with the useful ability is gone, so… 70 00:03:26,873 --> 00:03:28,499 [Astra] Well, hey, I was his student. 71 00:03:28,583 --> 00:03:31,544 I mean, I'm not a master sorcerer yet, but maybe I could-- 72 00:03:31,628 --> 00:03:34,923 What, turn the townspeople into household objects? Come on. 73 00:03:35,006 --> 00:03:37,008 Too bad we don't have the Time Bureau time ship, 74 00:03:37,091 --> 00:03:38,843 or it would have that fail-safe. 75 00:03:39,677 --> 00:03:40,803 Gary, you're a genius. 76 00:03:41,554 --> 00:03:44,557 The last time the Waverider was impounded, I had a fail-safe installed. 77 00:03:44,641 --> 00:03:46,017 And fail-safes are… 78 00:03:46,100 --> 00:03:49,062 They're indestructible lockboxes filled with emergency supplies. 79 00:03:49,145 --> 00:03:52,398 Like a Time Courier, a Mind Flasher. Breath mints, if we're lucky. 80 00:03:52,482 --> 00:03:54,025 The blast could have sent that thing 81 00:03:54,108 --> 00:03:55,985 flying anywhere on Gloria's property, right? 82 00:03:56,069 --> 00:04:00,156 So we will split up so we can find this damn thing and get the hell out of here. 83 00:04:00,239 --> 00:04:01,532 Now, let's go. Come on. 84 00:04:02,992 --> 00:04:05,745 How're you holding up, Z? If you wanna talk, I'm here to listen. 85 00:04:05,828 --> 00:04:07,538 I know a thing or two about getting dumped. 86 00:04:07,622 --> 00:04:08,790 I was not dumped. 87 00:04:08,873 --> 00:04:11,292 It was a mutual mucking up of things. 88 00:04:11,376 --> 00:04:14,170 I am, however, annoyed that John poofed his way out of 1925 89 00:04:14,254 --> 00:04:16,339 without making sure the rest of us were okay first. 90 00:04:16,422 --> 00:04:18,925 To be fair, when he left, we still had a working time machine. 91 00:04:19,008 --> 00:04:21,970 -Defending him is not listening. -Right. Sorry. Continue. 92 00:04:22,595 --> 00:04:25,181 I just can't believe after everything we went through together, 93 00:04:25,265 --> 00:04:27,558 all he left me with was this. 94 00:04:27,642 --> 00:04:29,519 -Ooh, freaky old key. -Yeah. 95 00:04:29,602 --> 00:04:30,561 What's this for? 96 00:04:30,645 --> 00:04:34,857 All he said was, "You'll find out," with his trademark dramatic delivery. 97 00:04:36,150 --> 00:04:38,528 In hindsight, I should've got a little more clarification. 98 00:04:38,611 --> 00:04:39,737 Probably. 99 00:04:39,821 --> 00:04:42,365 Whatever. Just gonna do what I always do in these situations. 100 00:04:42,448 --> 00:04:43,741 I need a makeover. 101 00:04:43,825 --> 00:04:44,993 No, no, no. Not a makeover. 102 00:04:45,076 --> 00:04:48,204 I need a reinvention, like Madonna. I think there's a headpiece. 103 00:04:48,288 --> 00:04:50,415 [sighs] Wandering through the woods. 104 00:04:50,498 --> 00:04:52,500 Why am I not surprised this is our honeymoon? 105 00:04:52,583 --> 00:04:55,336 I know, babe, but as soon as we find the safe, we get out of here. 106 00:04:55,420 --> 00:04:57,213 Yeah. Well, I'm way out of my comfort zone. 107 00:04:57,296 --> 00:04:59,340 -Which is? -The Waverider. 108 00:04:59,424 --> 00:05:01,342 -Lists. -Lists. Rules. 109 00:05:01,426 --> 00:05:06,931 Well, mine is improvising, so, together, we are unstoppable. 110 00:05:08,641 --> 00:05:09,517 Come on. 111 00:05:11,436 --> 00:05:12,770 Based on the blast radius, 112 00:05:12,854 --> 00:05:16,024 we're basically looking for a needle in a haystack. 113 00:05:16,107 --> 00:05:20,611 Look, I can track animals and people. But random futuristic safes, not my bag. 114 00:05:21,487 --> 00:05:22,905 All right, so what you got? 115 00:05:22,989 --> 00:05:24,699 Any magical cheats to find this thing? 116 00:05:25,700 --> 00:05:29,078 Yeah, I think I can remember John's tracking spell. 117 00:05:32,623 --> 00:05:35,001 [speaking other language] 118 00:05:37,879 --> 00:05:39,380 Hey, not bad. 119 00:05:50,641 --> 00:05:51,976 I think someone moved it. 120 00:06:00,234 --> 00:06:01,569 [Astra] That's not good. 121 00:06:11,245 --> 00:06:13,122 Where did you find it, anyway? 122 00:06:13,206 --> 00:06:16,209 Amongst them bushes at the edge of Gloria Cruz's property. 123 00:06:18,586 --> 00:06:21,506 Okay, good news, we found the Waverider's safe. 124 00:06:21,589 --> 00:06:24,467 Yeah, bad news, it's at the Sheriff's station. 125 00:06:24,550 --> 00:06:26,260 Pastor found it nearby and turned it in. 126 00:06:26,344 --> 00:06:29,472 That guy will come poking around again now he's more suspicious of your mom. 127 00:06:29,555 --> 00:06:32,850 Yeah, and other neighbors could get nosy and discover the remains of the Waverider, 128 00:06:32,934 --> 00:06:34,977 which would be disastrous for the timeline. 129 00:06:35,061 --> 00:06:38,606 We just need to buy ourselves some time so we can come up with another plan. 130 00:06:38,689 --> 00:06:40,608 -How? -We need to go on the defensive. 131 00:06:40,691 --> 00:06:43,111 Right, and keep the heat off of Gloria and this property. 132 00:06:43,194 --> 00:06:44,695 Yeah. How are we supposed to do that 133 00:06:44,779 --> 00:06:46,697 if we don't have time travel or Mind Flashers? 134 00:06:46,781 --> 00:06:47,657 [gasps] 135 00:06:48,241 --> 00:06:49,075 Rule 44. 136 00:06:49,617 --> 00:06:51,244 -Rule 44. -Yeah. 137 00:06:51,327 --> 00:06:52,787 -I love Rule 44. -Yeah. 138 00:06:52,870 --> 00:06:54,288 What's Rule 44? 139 00:06:54,372 --> 00:06:55,998 It's from our Time Bureau training. 140 00:06:56,082 --> 00:06:58,042 The intent of Rule 44 is to create a diversion. 141 00:06:58,126 --> 00:07:00,336 A… A cover story when things go sideways on a mission. 142 00:07:00,419 --> 00:07:04,799 Specifically, Rule 44 states that our cover story must be a circus. 143 00:07:04,882 --> 00:07:07,260 That is oddly specific. 144 00:07:07,343 --> 00:07:10,596 Are we talking Cirque, Sideshow, Straight Up Three Ring affair? 145 00:07:10,680 --> 00:07:12,598 No, research shows that the general public 146 00:07:12,682 --> 00:07:16,227 is willing to accept the bizarreness of any kind of circus without question. 147 00:07:16,310 --> 00:07:17,728 So, we have to put on a circus? 148 00:07:17,812 --> 00:07:18,813 -What? No. We… -No. 149 00:07:18,896 --> 00:07:20,273 That's not what we're saying. 150 00:07:20,356 --> 00:07:22,942 Make them think we're in a circus, allay their suspicions. 151 00:07:23,025 --> 00:07:24,026 [gasps] 152 00:07:24,527 --> 00:07:25,736 Group makeovers. 153 00:07:25,820 --> 00:07:27,071 Yes, I love it. 154 00:07:27,155 --> 00:07:30,700 I'm going to reinvent each of you as performers. 155 00:07:30,783 --> 00:07:32,660 Friends, you're in excellent hands. 156 00:07:32,743 --> 00:07:34,996 You heard her. Let's circus up, eh? 157 00:07:35,079 --> 00:07:36,497 Yeah, I'm not doing that. 158 00:07:36,581 --> 00:07:39,208 Good. 'Cause I need your magic to help fix my mom's porch. 159 00:07:39,292 --> 00:07:40,126 Sure. 160 00:07:40,209 --> 00:07:42,462 Hey, Nate, while we are playing defense as a circus, 161 00:07:42,545 --> 00:07:44,088 you will be playing offense. 162 00:07:44,172 --> 00:07:45,882 Time to use your superpower. 163 00:07:45,965 --> 00:07:49,010 So, you want me to turn to steel and knock around some skulls? 164 00:07:49,093 --> 00:07:51,512 No. Your other superpower. 165 00:07:52,263 --> 00:07:54,432 You are a white man in 1925. 166 00:07:54,515 --> 00:07:57,643 You go sweet talk that sheriff, and get him to give you the safe. 167 00:07:58,311 --> 00:08:00,313 -Ava will go with you. -What? No, I'm-- 168 00:08:00,396 --> 00:08:01,522 All right. Come on, Gary. 169 00:08:01,606 --> 00:08:03,858 Those period costumes aren't gonna sew themselves. 170 00:08:22,043 --> 00:08:23,044 [coughs] 171 00:08:32,261 --> 00:08:33,095 Okay. 172 00:08:33,930 --> 00:08:35,515 Yes. 173 00:08:35,598 --> 00:08:38,851 Tie… Button, please. 174 00:08:40,770 --> 00:08:41,729 Voilà. 175 00:08:42,980 --> 00:08:44,273 [clangs] 176 00:08:44,357 --> 00:08:46,859 My mom's not gonna be happy with what we've done to her stuff. 177 00:08:46,943 --> 00:08:48,361 Sorry. It's desperate times. 178 00:08:48,444 --> 00:08:51,822 Oh, Nate borrowed your dead dad's suit. Hope that's okay. 179 00:08:51,906 --> 00:08:53,616 He better not ruin it. 180 00:08:53,699 --> 00:08:57,161 Good afternoon, Odessa. Come one, come all. 181 00:08:57,536 --> 00:09:01,666 I know you have seen and heard some peculiar things lately. 182 00:09:01,749 --> 00:09:07,129 Well, I am here to assure you that it is just business as usual for us. 183 00:09:07,588 --> 00:09:08,589 Why, you ask? 184 00:09:08,673 --> 00:09:15,680 Because my compatriots and I, we are members of the Guggenheim Circus. 185 00:09:26,649 --> 00:09:28,234 You know, it's actually a good fit. 186 00:09:28,317 --> 00:09:30,444 -Hey, do I look like a grandma? -Yeah. 187 00:09:32,405 --> 00:09:33,614 [Nate] You the sheriff? 188 00:09:33,698 --> 00:09:37,535 Yes, sir. I was just finishing up some paperwork. 189 00:09:37,618 --> 00:09:38,786 How can I help you? 190 00:09:38,869 --> 00:09:40,288 My name's John Edgar Hoover, 191 00:09:40,371 --> 00:09:43,207 I'm the newly appointed director of the Bureau of Investigation 192 00:09:43,291 --> 00:09:44,542 in Washington, DC. 193 00:09:44,625 --> 00:09:47,253 This is my trusted secretary, Miss Gandy. 194 00:09:48,462 --> 00:09:50,840 You seem different in real life. 195 00:09:50,923 --> 00:09:52,258 You probably saw an old photo. 196 00:09:52,341 --> 00:09:55,511 I've been cocktailing my hair products, but that's neither here or there. 197 00:09:55,595 --> 00:09:56,846 Now listen up, Sheriff. 198 00:09:57,471 --> 00:10:00,308 We're here to talk to you about a very important matter. 199 00:10:00,725 --> 00:10:03,894 There are so many exciting things to see at our circus. 200 00:10:03,978 --> 00:10:05,730 For example, exotic animals. 201 00:10:05,813 --> 00:10:10,443 My cohort and I, we are animal handlers from a land far, far, far away! 202 00:10:10,526 --> 00:10:16,782 And, of course, what circus would be complete without a little fire? 203 00:10:17,908 --> 00:10:18,909 [crowd gasps] 204 00:10:19,744 --> 00:10:22,330 Ow, ow, ow! That's hot. That's hot. 205 00:10:24,040 --> 00:10:25,207 [laughing nervously] 206 00:10:25,291 --> 00:10:26,417 [Behrad] Don't be alarmed, 207 00:10:26,500 --> 00:10:29,920 but several of our creatures escaped their confinements last night. 208 00:10:30,004 --> 00:10:35,009 You may have heard some explosions or seen some mysterious lights yesterday. 209 00:10:35,092 --> 00:10:39,555 That was just me, testing out some, uh… displays. 210 00:10:39,639 --> 00:10:40,598 True story. 211 00:10:40,681 --> 00:10:43,893 So, if you saw something yesterday that looked like a dinosaur, for example, 212 00:10:43,976 --> 00:10:46,103 it was actually a Komodo dragon, 213 00:10:46,187 --> 00:10:49,940 which is just a big, smelly lizard despite its terrifying appellation. 214 00:10:51,651 --> 00:10:55,946 Pastor Hanson found this strange box over by Gloria Cruz's property. 215 00:10:56,030 --> 00:10:59,241 I thought maybe it belonged to her, since she's foreign and all. 216 00:10:59,325 --> 00:11:02,244 Oh, well, we can tell you for sure that it's not hers, sir, 217 00:11:02,328 --> 00:11:03,579 but it is very dangerous. 218 00:11:04,872 --> 00:11:09,210 Say, how did you boys in Washington learn about the safe so quickly? 219 00:11:09,293 --> 00:11:11,712 The pastor only found it this morning. 220 00:11:12,380 --> 00:11:15,591 [scoffs] I mean, if I told you all of our nation's secrets, 221 00:11:15,674 --> 00:11:17,510 they wouldn't be secrets anymore, would they? 222 00:11:17,593 --> 00:11:19,470 -Right? -[Agent Sharpe laughs nervously] Yes. 223 00:11:19,553 --> 00:11:21,680 Who knows, there may even be a commendation for you 224 00:11:21,764 --> 00:11:24,642 from President Warren G. Harding once the case is declassified. 225 00:11:24,725 --> 00:11:28,646 I believe she means Calvin Coolidge, 'cause Mr. Harding is dead. 226 00:11:28,729 --> 00:11:32,191 People always get their inter-war presidents mixed up. 227 00:11:32,274 --> 00:11:33,359 I need you to focus. 228 00:11:34,527 --> 00:11:37,113 Are you ready to do the right thing by your country? 229 00:11:38,030 --> 00:11:42,076 Mister, mister, tell us when the circus is. I want to go. 230 00:11:42,159 --> 00:11:43,369 When is it, you ask? 231 00:11:44,495 --> 00:11:46,580 Like, uh… exactly what time? 232 00:11:49,667 --> 00:11:51,001 [Sara] You told them what? 233 00:11:51,836 --> 00:11:53,295 I'm sorry, Sara. I just panicked. 234 00:11:53,379 --> 00:11:55,381 I didn't mean to invite the whole town over. 235 00:11:55,464 --> 00:11:57,425 Take a breath, Gary. We'll figure something out. 236 00:11:57,508 --> 00:12:00,928 Okay, wait, you're saying people are coming here for an actual circus? 237 00:12:01,011 --> 00:12:02,471 -[all clamoring] -Gary? 238 00:12:02,555 --> 00:12:04,098 All right, all right, everyone! 239 00:12:04,181 --> 00:12:05,307 Just calm down. 240 00:12:05,391 --> 00:12:09,019 Everything's going to be fine once we open the safe. 241 00:12:09,103 --> 00:12:10,938 [vocalizes chorus] That's right. 242 00:12:11,021 --> 00:12:13,482 The whole town comes over, we flash the hell out of them, 243 00:12:13,566 --> 00:12:16,610 then we Time Courier our butts outta here. 244 00:12:16,694 --> 00:12:19,572 -Yes. All right. That's right. -Whoo! 245 00:12:19,655 --> 00:12:21,907 Another successful Legends mission in the books. 246 00:12:21,991 --> 00:12:24,034 It feels so good to be back on track. All right. 247 00:12:30,541 --> 00:12:31,917 There's no Time Courier. 248 00:12:32,001 --> 00:12:33,127 There's a note. 249 00:12:35,880 --> 00:12:38,799 "Taking Courier. Beer run. Rory." 250 00:12:38,883 --> 00:12:39,758 -Classic. -What? 251 00:12:39,842 --> 00:12:41,635 -Son of a-- -Okay. 252 00:12:41,719 --> 00:12:44,263 There's no couriers. There's no flashers. There's no… 253 00:12:47,725 --> 00:12:49,768 At least there's a Time Bureau Manual. 254 00:12:49,852 --> 00:12:51,812 And Gummy Bears. 255 00:12:51,896 --> 00:12:55,316 That's where I stashed my emergency supply. 256 00:12:56,150 --> 00:12:58,569 So, that's it? Just a book and some gummies. 257 00:12:58,652 --> 00:13:01,989 -No couriers. -No flashers. No mini Gideon. 258 00:13:02,072 --> 00:13:03,240 No breath mints. 259 00:13:03,324 --> 00:13:06,660 Hey, look, it's okay. You guys, it's gonna be okay. 260 00:13:06,744 --> 00:13:09,663 Look, as long as the town keeps buying our cover story, 261 00:13:09,747 --> 00:13:11,332 then we'll come up with Plan B. 262 00:13:12,166 --> 00:13:13,167 It's gonna be great. 263 00:13:18,130 --> 00:13:20,633 That fellow wasn't Mr. Hoover at all. 264 00:13:22,134 --> 00:13:24,553 Hair products, my foot! 265 00:13:25,137 --> 00:13:26,180 [phone rings] 266 00:13:26,263 --> 00:13:28,182 Is this the Bureau of Investigation? 267 00:13:28,265 --> 00:13:30,809 This is Sheriff Thomas Wood of Odessa, Texas. 268 00:13:30,893 --> 00:13:34,230 I've got a situation down here you ought to know about. 269 00:13:38,400 --> 00:13:41,487 Wow. So, we're really doing this? We're living in 1925 for a spell? 270 00:13:42,071 --> 00:13:43,948 [Zari] 1925 is a total hayseed year. 271 00:13:44,031 --> 00:13:47,576 These people are covered in sun spots. Microdermabrasion's still decades away. 272 00:13:47,660 --> 00:13:51,163 Anything I know about the '20s is that they invented a lot of dance moves. 273 00:13:51,247 --> 00:13:53,707 Maybe we should get out of this town and find the parties. 274 00:13:53,791 --> 00:13:56,377 No, no, no, no, no, no, no. That goes against Rule 23, 275 00:13:56,460 --> 00:13:58,754 in order to limit potential damage to the timeline, 276 00:13:58,837 --> 00:14:00,965 marooned time travelers should stay in one… 277 00:14:01,048 --> 00:14:02,716 One location. 278 00:14:02,800 --> 00:14:04,635 Okay, then we will stay put. 279 00:14:04,718 --> 00:14:06,095 All right? We'll figure it out. 280 00:14:06,178 --> 00:14:07,263 First things first. 281 00:14:07,346 --> 00:14:10,849 We got the whole town coming over tonight, and they are expecting a circus. 282 00:14:10,933 --> 00:14:12,810 We have to put on a show to protect our cover. 283 00:14:12,893 --> 00:14:15,604 There is no circus, they may see the Waverider wreckage-- 284 00:14:15,688 --> 00:14:16,647 Whoa. 285 00:14:16,730 --> 00:14:19,233 Which violates, like, half of this manual. That cannot happen. 286 00:14:19,316 --> 00:14:22,319 Okay, well, I just hope that we get this done before-- 287 00:14:23,529 --> 00:14:24,405 Mommy! 288 00:14:24,947 --> 00:14:27,241 [all] Hi. 289 00:14:27,324 --> 00:14:29,493 It looks like the humans won the War of the Worlds. 290 00:14:29,577 --> 00:14:30,578 We're all still here. 291 00:14:31,579 --> 00:14:34,999 Mija, tell me, why are people in town asking about a circus on my property? 292 00:14:35,833 --> 00:14:36,750 We need to talk. 293 00:14:37,585 --> 00:14:38,711 Are those my curtains? 294 00:14:39,420 --> 00:14:41,088 -Is that Celso's suit? -[Nate] Yes. 295 00:14:41,171 --> 00:14:42,631 [speaking Spanish] 296 00:14:45,259 --> 00:14:48,304 I don't see how the circus act gets us any closer to getting out of here. 297 00:14:48,387 --> 00:14:50,764 This is just triage, dealing with the problem at hand. 298 00:14:50,848 --> 00:14:52,683 Without the Waverider, we don't have options. 299 00:14:52,766 --> 00:14:55,769 So, if we are to convince these town people 300 00:14:55,853 --> 00:14:59,648 that we are actually a circus, we need to practice. 301 00:14:59,732 --> 00:15:00,649 Let's go. 302 00:15:01,400 --> 00:15:02,985 I want those juggling skills on point! 303 00:15:03,068 --> 00:15:05,863 -[Zari] You juggle, right? -[Behrad] Is it that obvious? 304 00:15:09,408 --> 00:15:13,454 They need to distract everyone from seeing the remains of a time ship, which blew up 305 00:15:13,537 --> 00:15:17,708 after the aliens attacked the house, and we were saved by space mushroom. 306 00:15:18,542 --> 00:15:20,169 [sighs] Look, mija… 307 00:15:20,586 --> 00:15:22,421 I'm already on thin ice here. 308 00:15:22,504 --> 00:15:25,049 It's not easy for these people to accept a magical hero 309 00:15:25,132 --> 00:15:27,301 from another land living in their town. 310 00:15:30,429 --> 00:15:31,680 But I trust you. 311 00:15:34,558 --> 00:15:37,019 And if I am ostracized 312 00:15:37,686 --> 00:15:38,812 or arrested, 313 00:15:39,730 --> 00:15:42,316 then… so be it. I'll deal with it. 314 00:15:42,775 --> 00:15:44,777 Because you're my daughter, 315 00:15:44,860 --> 00:15:46,528 and I would do anything for you. 316 00:15:59,833 --> 00:16:00,876 Looking good. 317 00:16:00,959 --> 00:16:02,002 Looking good. 318 00:16:02,086 --> 00:16:05,047 I'm sorry, guys. I'm pulling the plug on this circus. 319 00:16:06,256 --> 00:16:07,299 What? What's wrong? 320 00:16:07,383 --> 00:16:09,510 What's wrong is that this circus is going to bring 321 00:16:09,593 --> 00:16:12,972 a lot of unwanted attention to my mom, and she already feels persecuted. 322 00:16:13,472 --> 00:16:15,265 This isn't just about us anymore. 323 00:16:15,349 --> 00:16:18,018 Every time we try to fix something, we just dig a bigger hole 324 00:16:18,102 --> 00:16:20,938 and my mom is going to be the one stuck paying for it. 325 00:16:24,149 --> 00:16:26,443 [sighs] Look, we're sorry, Spooner. 326 00:16:26,527 --> 00:16:28,779 You're right. This isn't just about us. 327 00:16:28,862 --> 00:16:31,949 We'll get out of town and we'll figure something else out. 328 00:16:32,032 --> 00:16:34,118 No more circus. No more commotion. 329 00:16:34,576 --> 00:16:35,536 Thank you. 330 00:16:36,870 --> 00:16:37,913 Where's Astra? 331 00:16:48,090 --> 00:16:50,384 [speaking other language] 332 00:16:50,843 --> 00:16:51,719 What are you doing? 333 00:16:51,802 --> 00:16:53,721 What does it look like I'm doing? 334 00:16:53,804 --> 00:16:57,641 Well, it looks like you're trying to fix the ship using John's resurrection spell. 335 00:16:57,725 --> 00:17:00,728 But that would be stupid because it's for humans, not for time ships. 336 00:17:00,811 --> 00:17:03,188 If John were here, this is exactly what he would do. 337 00:17:05,357 --> 00:17:07,234 Now shut up and let me concentrate. 338 00:17:08,694 --> 00:17:10,070 You might wanna stand back. 339 00:17:13,782 --> 00:17:16,952 [door opens and closes] 340 00:17:17,036 --> 00:17:19,747 -[man] Sheriff Thomas Wood? -In the flesh. 341 00:17:19,997 --> 00:17:21,373 You called the office in DC 342 00:17:21,457 --> 00:17:24,251 about someone impersonating a federal agent, namely me. 343 00:17:25,669 --> 00:17:26,670 J. Edgar Hoover. 344 00:17:27,546 --> 00:17:31,050 Luckily, we were down the way in Midland, so I thought I'd pay you a visit myself. 345 00:17:33,635 --> 00:17:35,512 Welcome to Odessa. 346 00:17:37,347 --> 00:17:40,309 I can't believe the top lawman in the country 347 00:17:40,392 --> 00:17:42,728 is standing in my very own station. 348 00:17:43,395 --> 00:17:46,273 Again. The real one this time. 349 00:17:47,191 --> 00:17:49,693 Now, tell me more about this scoundrel. 350 00:17:52,446 --> 00:17:54,031 [speaking other language] 351 00:18:08,754 --> 00:18:10,756 [speaking other language] 352 00:18:29,817 --> 00:18:31,735 Is she doing what I think she's doing? 353 00:18:32,152 --> 00:18:34,488 Whatever it is, it's pretty cool. 354 00:18:45,082 --> 00:18:48,460 It's likely that this imposter is a member of the Midland Robbery Gang, 355 00:18:48,544 --> 00:18:50,754 an outfit we've been tracking for some time. 356 00:18:50,838 --> 00:18:52,714 -Bank robbers. -That's right. 357 00:18:52,798 --> 00:18:55,551 And you just handed that degenerate a brand-new safe to crack. 358 00:18:56,176 --> 00:18:58,428 Now, which way did he go? 359 00:18:58,887 --> 00:19:01,557 Hell's bells, they could be anywhere by now. 360 00:19:09,314 --> 00:19:11,316 Astra, maybe you should stop. 361 00:19:11,775 --> 00:19:12,985 You know, 'cause of the blood? 362 00:19:13,068 --> 00:19:15,612 If John could do this, I can do this. 363 00:19:17,322 --> 00:19:19,241 Damn it, Astra. Stop it! 364 00:19:19,324 --> 00:19:21,910 [speaking other language] 365 00:19:25,664 --> 00:19:26,707 Astra! 366 00:19:36,049 --> 00:19:37,301 [crackling in distance] 367 00:19:38,343 --> 00:19:39,303 [Hoover] Well, Sheriff, 368 00:19:39,386 --> 00:19:43,140 I reckon I know just where this imposter is trying to blow open that safe. 369 00:19:50,606 --> 00:19:51,607 [Astra groans] 370 00:19:53,317 --> 00:19:54,651 Ow… 371 00:19:58,989 --> 00:20:02,701 I feel like I was run over by a bus. Ow. 372 00:20:03,535 --> 00:20:05,120 Yeah, since this isn't the MedBay, 373 00:20:05,204 --> 00:20:07,915 I'm guessing my spell didn't resurrect the Waverider. 374 00:20:07,998 --> 00:20:10,083 [Spooner] No. It didn't. 375 00:20:11,043 --> 00:20:12,377 What were you thinking? 376 00:20:12,461 --> 00:20:15,255 [sighs] Hey. A little sympathy? 377 00:20:16,048 --> 00:20:17,841 I got injured trying to help you. 378 00:20:17,925 --> 00:20:20,636 By creating another huge spectacle at my mom's house. 379 00:20:20,719 --> 00:20:22,179 Not what she needs right now. 380 00:20:22,638 --> 00:20:26,558 I was the only one doing anything to get this clown show out of Texas. 381 00:20:29,645 --> 00:20:31,063 Think it through next time. 382 00:20:31,730 --> 00:20:32,773 No offense, 383 00:20:33,232 --> 00:20:34,983 but your mom lives in the boonies. 384 00:20:35,776 --> 00:20:37,152 I doubt anyone noticed. 385 00:20:37,235 --> 00:20:38,320 [car approaching] 386 00:20:41,073 --> 00:20:42,074 Someone did. 387 00:20:49,039 --> 00:20:49,915 Guys, 388 00:20:50,415 --> 00:20:52,459 it's J. Edgar Hoover. The real one. 389 00:20:53,460 --> 00:20:54,753 He'll wanna know who we are. 390 00:20:54,836 --> 00:20:57,255 So, we are doing the circus. 391 00:20:57,589 --> 00:21:00,884 No, no. Esperanza and I, we will talk to the men. 392 00:21:00,968 --> 00:21:04,179 Astra has to stay in bed, but the rest of you cannot be here. 393 00:21:05,055 --> 00:21:05,889 Okay, uh… 394 00:21:05,973 --> 00:21:06,974 Go hide. 395 00:21:07,057 --> 00:21:09,726 It's too open concept in here to hide. 396 00:21:09,810 --> 00:21:11,728 -Bedroom. Go, go, come on. -Go, go, go. 397 00:21:23,573 --> 00:21:26,785 Evening, ladies. J. Edgar Hoover, Bureau of Investigation. 398 00:21:26,868 --> 00:21:28,412 Which one of you is Gloria Cruz? 399 00:21:29,788 --> 00:21:30,789 I am. 400 00:21:32,291 --> 00:21:33,542 How can I help you, sir? 401 00:21:33,625 --> 00:21:35,961 Heard about some bank robbers in the area. 402 00:21:36,044 --> 00:21:37,296 Unsavory fellas. 403 00:21:38,338 --> 00:21:40,173 Just checking to make sure you're safe. 404 00:21:40,257 --> 00:21:41,300 Well, 405 00:21:41,383 --> 00:21:44,177 no bank robbers. Just enjoying a quiet afternoon. 406 00:21:44,261 --> 00:21:47,264 If you don't mind, I was talking to the owner of the property in question. 407 00:21:53,020 --> 00:21:54,813 -I don't think it's working. -Why not? 408 00:21:54,896 --> 00:21:56,440 -Shh! -Try the closet. 409 00:21:59,526 --> 00:22:00,444 It's locked. 410 00:22:00,986 --> 00:22:01,945 Zari, the key. 411 00:22:02,029 --> 00:22:04,656 John said we'd find out what it's for. Maybe it's this. 412 00:22:05,574 --> 00:22:07,617 Okay. Fine. 413 00:22:09,828 --> 00:22:10,829 [gasping] 414 00:22:11,913 --> 00:22:12,748 No. 415 00:22:23,675 --> 00:22:25,385 I think we'll have a look around. 416 00:22:26,219 --> 00:22:27,345 Just to be sure. 417 00:22:29,139 --> 00:22:31,183 I have a patient in there. She's recuperating. 418 00:22:34,144 --> 00:22:35,228 [floorboard creaking] 419 00:22:35,896 --> 00:22:37,105 Go. Just go. 420 00:22:47,866 --> 00:22:48,825 Where are we? 421 00:22:57,542 --> 00:22:58,835 The mansion? 422 00:23:03,048 --> 00:23:04,049 Hey. 423 00:23:25,320 --> 00:23:28,031 So, if we're in the mansion, does that mean it's present day? 424 00:23:28,115 --> 00:23:30,075 Did we make it out of 1925? 425 00:23:30,158 --> 00:23:34,079 No and yes. But we're not in any year at all. 426 00:23:34,162 --> 00:23:35,205 Gary? 427 00:23:36,123 --> 00:23:37,958 This isn't really the mansion. It's a… 428 00:23:38,041 --> 00:23:40,293 A pocket dimension that John made for himself. 429 00:23:40,794 --> 00:23:43,505 John wanted a place where he could be all alone, so he… 430 00:23:43,588 --> 00:23:44,673 He conjured it. 431 00:23:45,632 --> 00:23:47,384 So, if we go out the front door… 432 00:23:49,678 --> 00:23:50,679 [screams] 433 00:23:55,642 --> 00:23:58,812 Is this a pocket dimension in hell, Gary? 434 00:23:59,813 --> 00:24:03,358 I recommend only exiting through the door we came in. 435 00:24:07,487 --> 00:24:09,322 Why would John give me this place? 436 00:24:10,907 --> 00:24:13,285 Is it possible that man is so conceited 437 00:24:13,368 --> 00:24:16,872 he thinks I need an alternate dimension to get over him? 438 00:24:17,789 --> 00:24:21,334 I don't know everything about John, but I know he loved you. 439 00:24:22,252 --> 00:24:26,506 Maybe he just thought you could use a nice, quiet place to be alone? 440 00:24:26,590 --> 00:24:28,717 -[scoffs] -Out of the spotlight for once. 441 00:24:29,676 --> 00:24:32,304 Out of the spotlight. 442 00:24:32,387 --> 00:24:35,891 B, I thrive in the spotlight. It's where I'm most me. 443 00:24:36,683 --> 00:24:41,479 You're acting like I need to find myself, but I'm not hiding. It… 444 00:24:44,065 --> 00:24:45,066 [clears throat] 445 00:24:48,403 --> 00:24:49,905 There's an answer in here somewhere. 446 00:24:51,489 --> 00:24:54,034 It's just a book of rules, babe. 447 00:24:54,117 --> 00:24:55,827 Rules we should be following. 448 00:24:55,911 --> 00:24:58,622 We almost ruined Gloria's life, almost interacted with Hoover, 449 00:24:58,705 --> 00:25:00,665 which means we almost changed history. 450 00:25:00,749 --> 00:25:03,376 Yeah, but we didn't, huh? 451 00:25:06,129 --> 00:25:07,214 Babe… 452 00:25:07,923 --> 00:25:08,965 Hey, will you look at me? 453 00:25:11,092 --> 00:25:12,969 I know it feels like the walls are closing in, 454 00:25:13,053 --> 00:25:14,346 but we will figure this out. 455 00:25:14,429 --> 00:25:16,848 You keep saying that. Okay, Sara? But we're getting sloppy. 456 00:25:16,932 --> 00:25:20,352 And without memory flashers, or Time Couriers, or Gideon to guide us, 457 00:25:20,435 --> 00:25:22,062 we are lost. Okay? 458 00:25:22,145 --> 00:25:24,189 And you really think that manual will help? 459 00:25:24,272 --> 00:25:25,982 Probably not, but I just… 460 00:25:26,066 --> 00:25:28,068 [sighs] I need to. 461 00:25:30,028 --> 00:25:31,571 -Okay. -Okay. 462 00:25:33,281 --> 00:25:34,241 You keep reading. 463 00:25:36,952 --> 00:25:37,953 [sighs] 464 00:25:41,623 --> 00:25:45,335 I have reason to suspect that the Midland Robbery Gang are holed up around here. 465 00:25:45,418 --> 00:25:48,171 Sheriff Wood said one of the gang members got ahold of a safe 466 00:25:48,255 --> 00:25:49,547 that was in his possession. 467 00:25:50,382 --> 00:25:52,634 Do you mind if we search your property, ma'am? 468 00:25:52,717 --> 00:25:55,553 Does it really matter if I say yes or no? 469 00:25:57,138 --> 00:25:58,139 Smart woman. 470 00:26:03,979 --> 00:26:04,980 [door closes] 471 00:26:06,856 --> 00:26:08,566 Okay. I overheard Hoover leaving. 472 00:26:09,150 --> 00:26:10,485 All right, guys. Let's go! 473 00:26:12,320 --> 00:26:13,280 Hey. 474 00:26:13,780 --> 00:26:14,739 You coming? 475 00:26:16,074 --> 00:26:17,826 Actually, I think I'm gonna just… 476 00:26:18,868 --> 00:26:20,328 stay for a little bit. 477 00:26:20,412 --> 00:26:22,122 Oh. Good for you, sis. 478 00:26:23,290 --> 00:26:25,583 And in case if you like slowing things down a little… 479 00:26:25,667 --> 00:26:26,960 What does that mean? 480 00:26:29,254 --> 00:26:30,588 Oh, brother. 481 00:26:35,802 --> 00:26:36,803 Come on. 482 00:26:44,894 --> 00:26:45,770 Whew! 483 00:26:45,854 --> 00:26:48,023 You're back. How did Hoover not see you guys? 484 00:26:48,106 --> 00:26:50,734 Oh, we just hopped over to another plane of existence 485 00:26:50,817 --> 00:26:53,278 where space and time don't function normally. No big whoop. 486 00:26:53,361 --> 00:26:56,031 You know, we could just hide out in the mansion. 487 00:26:56,114 --> 00:26:57,532 We'd be out of Gloria's way. 488 00:26:57,615 --> 00:26:59,659 Hiding isn't going to get us back to our timeline 489 00:26:59,743 --> 00:27:01,536 or help us figure out who blew up our ship. 490 00:27:01,619 --> 00:27:02,704 So, where do we go? 491 00:27:02,787 --> 00:27:03,747 New York City. 492 00:27:04,122 --> 00:27:06,666 Guys, the manual mentions an obscure scientist 493 00:27:06,750 --> 00:27:09,169 who laid the foundation for all of time travel, 494 00:27:09,252 --> 00:27:10,962 a guy named Dr. Gwyn Davies. 495 00:27:11,046 --> 00:27:14,341 He's alive right now in 1925, and he lives in New York. 496 00:27:14,883 --> 00:27:16,259 -That could work. -Right? 497 00:27:16,343 --> 00:27:18,011 And you're okay if we leave here? 498 00:27:18,094 --> 00:27:20,096 I guess. As long as we have a plan. 499 00:27:20,180 --> 00:27:22,640 Good. Because y'all gotta go. 500 00:27:23,058 --> 00:27:24,893 J. Edgar Hoover is suspicious of my mom. 501 00:27:24,976 --> 00:27:27,145 He thinks she's harboring some bank robbers, 502 00:27:27,228 --> 00:27:28,980 the Midland Gang or something. 503 00:27:29,064 --> 00:27:31,399 [sighs] Hoover is indefatigable. 504 00:27:31,483 --> 00:27:32,525 He's a bloodhound. 505 00:27:33,193 --> 00:27:36,154 He won't let go of our scent until he's won. 506 00:27:42,744 --> 00:27:46,331 Then let's give him what he wants. Make him think he was right. 507 00:27:47,248 --> 00:27:49,459 We will be the bank robbers. 508 00:27:49,542 --> 00:27:52,170 We'll lead him out of Texas, away from Gloria, 509 00:27:52,253 --> 00:27:54,631 and all the while, making our way to New York City. 510 00:27:55,173 --> 00:27:59,386 Bank robbers were a big deal in the 1920s. And we'd certainly grab his attention. 511 00:27:59,469 --> 00:28:02,555 Yeah, and all we have to do is rob some banks. 512 00:28:02,639 --> 00:28:04,140 I mean, yes, please. 513 00:28:04,224 --> 00:28:06,601 Can I just have a word with you for a minute? 514 00:28:08,311 --> 00:28:10,146 You want to go on a crime spree? 515 00:28:10,230 --> 00:28:12,607 I don't like the idea of leaving, but since we have to… 516 00:28:12,690 --> 00:28:16,069 Listen to me, we need to make very small footprints. 517 00:28:16,152 --> 00:28:18,863 And remember, we don't even have our equipment. What if somebody-- 518 00:28:18,947 --> 00:28:20,573 Babe, look, you're right. 519 00:28:20,657 --> 00:28:21,658 And I'm scared, too. 520 00:28:22,575 --> 00:28:25,328 But I believe in us, and I believe in our team. 521 00:28:26,121 --> 00:28:30,250 We're more than time travel and superpowers and gadgets and manuals. 522 00:28:30,333 --> 00:28:33,711 We are the Legends, and we can pull this off. I know we can. 523 00:28:34,087 --> 00:28:37,257 And as soon as we can time travel again, 524 00:28:37,340 --> 00:28:40,176 we'll go and fix all the changes that we made. 525 00:28:40,260 --> 00:28:46,599 You can make a… You can make a list of timeline IOUs. You love lists, 526 00:28:46,683 --> 00:28:49,352 and then we will cross them off, every single one. 527 00:28:49,602 --> 00:28:50,478 Every single one? 528 00:28:50,562 --> 00:28:51,938 Every single one. 529 00:28:52,564 --> 00:28:53,523 Hmm? 530 00:28:54,357 --> 00:28:56,443 [grunts] Fine. 531 00:29:00,280 --> 00:29:04,284 All right. Crime spree it is. But just until we can time travel again. 532 00:29:04,367 --> 00:29:06,453 I'd like to stay here with my mom for a bit. 533 00:29:06,536 --> 00:29:09,038 Astra should stay too until she's fully recovered. 534 00:29:09,122 --> 00:29:12,500 Okay, we'll just pick you guys up after we help invent time travel. 535 00:29:12,584 --> 00:29:13,501 Guys? 536 00:29:15,003 --> 00:29:16,004 Hoover's back. 537 00:29:22,260 --> 00:29:24,137 Y'all are gonna get my mom arrested. 538 00:29:25,305 --> 00:29:26,139 Gloria? 539 00:29:27,182 --> 00:29:28,308 Do you have any rope? 540 00:29:30,602 --> 00:29:33,146 Gloria Cruz? You've been withholding information. 541 00:29:35,648 --> 00:29:37,484 It's the Midland Gang. They just left. 542 00:29:37,567 --> 00:29:40,653 They forced us to cooperate. They said they were going to kill us. 543 00:29:41,863 --> 00:29:43,031 [car starting] 544 00:29:43,114 --> 00:29:44,574 Come on, babe, let's go! 545 00:29:44,657 --> 00:29:46,409 -Hurry, Sara! -Yeah, I'm coming! 546 00:29:46,493 --> 00:29:48,453 [Agent Sharpe] Let's go, let's go, let's go! 547 00:29:48,536 --> 00:29:51,623 Come on, Nate! Come on! Come on, get on! 548 00:29:55,627 --> 00:29:57,629 [shouting indistinctly] 549 00:29:58,338 --> 00:29:59,506 [Nate] Whoo! 550 00:30:03,384 --> 00:30:04,761 [exhales] 551 00:30:04,844 --> 00:30:06,930 Should've peed before we left Gloria's. 552 00:30:35,166 --> 00:30:36,042 Sorry. 553 00:30:56,312 --> 00:30:59,065 -[gunshot] -Hit the floor, boys, this is a robbery. 554 00:30:59,148 --> 00:31:01,359 -[men gasp] -Hmm? 555 00:31:04,153 --> 00:31:05,655 Not our first rodeo. 556 00:31:07,031 --> 00:31:09,742 Whoa! Sorry, little lady. Bank's closed. 557 00:31:09,826 --> 00:31:12,912 Little lady? Who do you think you are? 558 00:31:12,996 --> 00:31:14,622 Why are your teeth so pretty? 559 00:31:15,039 --> 00:31:17,876 Fluoride. Now you heard me, go on, get. Get! 560 00:31:18,251 --> 00:31:20,795 This is a robbery. I know robberies. 561 00:31:20,879 --> 00:31:22,755 You're running crowd control. 562 00:31:22,839 --> 00:31:25,300 You heard the lady. Get on the ground. 563 00:31:25,383 --> 00:31:29,596 And you? I want you to go to the safe and get me 93 dollars and 65 cents. 564 00:31:29,679 --> 00:31:31,097 Okay, okay. 565 00:31:31,931 --> 00:31:34,058 -93 dollars-- -Yeah, I did the calculation, babe. 566 00:31:34,142 --> 00:31:37,186 It's all we need to get to New York City. Small footprints. You promised. 567 00:31:37,270 --> 00:31:38,146 Give me the money! 568 00:31:38,229 --> 00:31:41,858 I actually have enough here in the till. No need to open the safe. 569 00:31:43,568 --> 00:31:47,405 All right. Look, we weren't going to say anything till after the robbery, but… 570 00:31:47,822 --> 00:31:48,656 Come here. 571 00:31:49,908 --> 00:31:51,618 -We're the Midland Gang. -No way! 572 00:31:51,701 --> 00:31:53,703 -Yeah. Shh! -I love the Midland Gang! 573 00:31:53,786 --> 00:31:54,829 Huge fan! 574 00:31:56,164 --> 00:31:57,081 [gunshot] 575 00:31:57,165 --> 00:31:59,417 I said get all the way down on the ground, boys. 576 00:31:59,500 --> 00:32:02,253 -Ava keeps shooting the ceiling. -She hates ceilings. 577 00:32:03,129 --> 00:32:04,297 Two women? 578 00:32:04,797 --> 00:32:07,050 There's no women in the Midland Gang. 579 00:32:07,926 --> 00:32:09,928 You can steal money from a bank, fine. 580 00:32:10,428 --> 00:32:12,722 But you don't steal somebody's gang name. 581 00:32:12,805 --> 00:32:14,891 All right, look, we don't have a gang name, okay? 582 00:32:14,974 --> 00:32:17,685 Oh, gotta have a gang name. It's patriotic. 583 00:32:17,769 --> 00:32:22,106 Oh, oh! What about "The Legends of Tomorrow"? 584 00:32:23,358 --> 00:32:24,609 -It's wordy. -It is. 585 00:32:25,360 --> 00:32:26,861 Ooh! Ooh! 586 00:32:26,945 --> 00:32:28,404 "The Bullet Blondes." 587 00:32:29,447 --> 00:32:31,783 Well, it's not just Sara and Ava. We're in the gang too. 588 00:32:31,866 --> 00:32:33,701 They're doing all the heavy lifting. 589 00:32:34,869 --> 00:32:36,162 "Bullet Blondes." 590 00:32:36,245 --> 00:32:37,455 Damn it, B, it is catchy. 591 00:32:39,165 --> 00:32:42,210 -Hmm, the Bullet Blondes. -The Bullet Blondes. 592 00:32:42,293 --> 00:32:43,711 The Bullet Blondes. 593 00:32:44,253 --> 00:32:48,174 This robbery is the work of the Bullet Blondes. 594 00:32:48,257 --> 00:32:50,760 The Bullet Blondes. 595 00:32:51,219 --> 00:32:52,762 [Behrad] You've got to be kidding me. 596 00:32:52,845 --> 00:32:55,014 Y'all are gonna put your heads down and count to 100 597 00:32:55,098 --> 00:32:57,183 -and pretend you never saw us. Yeah. -[Sara] Yeah. 598 00:32:57,266 --> 00:33:00,061 Wait. And go about your lives like none of this every happened. 599 00:33:00,144 --> 00:33:04,065 Completing any historically significant events you might otherwise have done. 600 00:33:04,148 --> 00:33:05,191 Let's go! 601 00:33:06,734 --> 00:33:08,361 Make way for the Bullet Blondes. 602 00:33:08,444 --> 00:33:10,988 The Bullet Blondes! [cheering] 603 00:33:11,072 --> 00:33:13,366 Thank you all for your cooperation. 604 00:33:13,449 --> 00:33:15,576 Sorry about the guns. 605 00:33:15,660 --> 00:33:17,704 The Bullet Blondes! The Bullet Blondes! 606 00:33:18,830 --> 00:33:21,082 The Bullet Blondes. I like it. 607 00:33:21,165 --> 00:33:23,334 You were right, babe. That went off without a hitch. 608 00:33:23,418 --> 00:33:25,169 I guess we're the Bullet Blondes now! 609 00:33:25,253 --> 00:33:26,295 [cheering continues] 610 00:33:30,091 --> 00:33:31,592 Come on, Gary, let's go! 611 00:33:37,014 --> 00:33:41,561 Whoo, 93 dollars and 65 cents never felt so sweet! 612 00:33:41,644 --> 00:33:44,105 I don't think that'll change history, but I'll write it down 613 00:33:44,188 --> 00:33:46,649 in our to-do ledger just to be sure that it doesn't. 614 00:33:46,733 --> 00:33:49,193 Hopefully, Hoover's on our scent, and he'd gonna follow us 615 00:33:49,277 --> 00:33:50,319 away from Gloria's house. 616 00:33:50,403 --> 00:33:52,280 Next stop, New York City. 617 00:33:52,363 --> 00:33:56,409 -Whoo! -Uh, oh. Guys, something's up ahead. 618 00:33:58,536 --> 00:34:00,872 [Sara] What, he already roadblocked us? 619 00:34:00,955 --> 00:34:02,874 Damn, that Hoover works fast. 620 00:34:02,957 --> 00:34:04,292 He's indefatigable. 621 00:34:05,918 --> 00:34:07,545 It's over, Bullet Blondes. 622 00:34:08,087 --> 00:34:10,673 Get out of the car and put your hands on the ground. 623 00:34:14,719 --> 00:34:16,012 -Gun it. -What? 624 00:34:16,095 --> 00:34:16,929 [Gary] Are you sure? 625 00:34:17,013 --> 00:34:19,515 I bet he has a pretty good aim with that gun. 626 00:34:19,599 --> 00:34:22,143 Good point. Nate, get behind the wheel in case he opens fire. 627 00:34:22,226 --> 00:34:24,437 -Come on, Gary. Let's go. -Let's go, Gary. 628 00:34:24,520 --> 00:34:25,521 [Gary grunts] 629 00:34:27,648 --> 00:34:29,233 [Nate] Get your feet out of my face! 630 00:34:29,650 --> 00:34:30,777 -All right. -Oh, God. 631 00:34:30,860 --> 00:34:31,694 [engine revs] 632 00:34:31,778 --> 00:34:33,029 -God! -All right, let's do it. 633 00:34:33,112 --> 00:34:36,282 -Everyone else, get down. Get down! -Oh, man! 634 00:34:36,657 --> 00:34:38,534 I said small footprints, Sara! 635 00:34:38,618 --> 00:34:41,078 Don't worry about it, babe. We'll fix everything. I promise. 636 00:35:02,475 --> 00:35:03,893 Whoo! 637 00:35:03,976 --> 00:35:05,561 Yeah! 638 00:35:05,978 --> 00:35:07,146 We made it! 639 00:35:08,439 --> 00:35:09,440 [thumping] 640 00:35:09,524 --> 00:35:10,942 Do you guys hear something? 641 00:35:11,818 --> 00:35:12,693 Yeah. 642 00:35:13,861 --> 00:35:16,030 -[gasps] It's a fat-- -What? 643 00:35:16,864 --> 00:35:19,367 -It's a fat bubble. -What are you trying to say? 644 00:35:19,450 --> 00:35:21,452 -Something about bubbles. -Indefatigable! 645 00:35:21,536 --> 00:35:22,370 What? 646 00:35:23,329 --> 00:35:24,956 [all scream] 647 00:35:25,039 --> 00:35:25,873 [brakes screech] 648 00:35:31,921 --> 00:35:32,922 Oh, my… 649 00:35:34,257 --> 00:35:35,341 What did you do? 650 00:35:35,424 --> 00:35:36,342 I don't know… 651 00:35:40,763 --> 00:35:43,015 This is not happening. This is not happening. 652 00:35:43,558 --> 00:35:47,019 Hoover can't die! Hoover… Hoover can't die! 653 00:35:48,521 --> 00:35:49,438 [grunts] 654 00:35:49,522 --> 00:35:51,691 -Oh, my God, thank God, he's alive! -[sighs of relief] 655 00:35:52,692 --> 00:35:54,110 Indefatigable. 656 00:35:54,861 --> 00:35:56,404 [hoarsely] I never miss twice. 657 00:35:56,487 --> 00:35:58,573 -What? What did he say? -I don't know. 658 00:35:58,656 --> 00:35:59,490 What did you say? 659 00:35:59,574 --> 00:36:00,867 I said… 660 00:36:00,950 --> 00:36:02,368 [wheezes] 661 00:36:03,119 --> 00:36:04,579 I never miss twice. 662 00:36:05,580 --> 00:36:06,581 [gasps] 663 00:36:13,421 --> 00:36:15,047 [Nate] I killed J. Edgar Hoover. 664 00:36:15,882 --> 00:36:17,383 I killed J. Edgar Hoover! 665 00:36:22,221 --> 00:36:24,307 [Nate] I didn't mean to. I didn't mean to. 666 00:36:24,390 --> 00:36:25,516 Hey, that… That was a… 667 00:36:25,600 --> 00:36:26,976 -Sara, I'm sorry. -I know, I know. 668 00:36:27,059 --> 00:36:28,019 He's, uh… 669 00:36:28,811 --> 00:36:30,897 very important to the timeline. 670 00:36:30,980 --> 00:36:33,024 The timeline? The timeline is ruined! 671 00:36:33,107 --> 00:36:34,901 History is ruined and… 672 00:36:34,984 --> 00:36:37,486 we don't even have Gideon to tell us how badly we've ruined it. 673 00:36:37,570 --> 00:36:40,489 This is… I want to die. Good-bye. 674 00:36:40,573 --> 00:36:42,825 I give up. Good-bye, good-bye, good-bye. 675 00:36:42,909 --> 00:36:44,202 Good-bye. 676 00:36:44,285 --> 00:36:46,746 -[Sara] Babe? -Did we break Ava? 677 00:36:46,829 --> 00:36:49,248 -Hey, babe, you okay? -No! 678 00:36:49,332 --> 00:36:50,416 Yeah, you're okay. 679 00:36:51,000 --> 00:36:54,921 Look, I know I talked you into this plan and it has admittedly gone sideways, 680 00:36:55,004 --> 00:36:58,633 but we are… We're pretty committed, okay? So we got to see this one through. 681 00:36:58,716 --> 00:37:00,134 -I can't. -Yes, you can. 682 00:37:00,218 --> 00:37:04,263 And then, when we get back to 2021, we are gonna go on a real honeymoon. 683 00:37:04,347 --> 00:37:06,807 It'll be on the beach. We'll walk hand in hand. 684 00:37:06,891 --> 00:37:11,771 We'll… We'll listen to one of your STABcast podcasts and watch the sunset. 685 00:37:11,854 --> 00:37:13,314 -It'll be like-- -STABcast! 686 00:37:13,397 --> 00:37:14,398 [gasps] 687 00:37:15,024 --> 00:37:16,025 That's it. 688 00:37:18,110 --> 00:37:19,403 There are no witnesses. 689 00:37:20,154 --> 00:37:21,113 We're lucky. 690 00:37:21,822 --> 00:37:23,241 We gotta hit the road fast. 691 00:37:23,658 --> 00:37:24,492 But first… 692 00:37:26,118 --> 00:37:27,370 we gotta get rid of the body. 693 00:37:29,288 --> 00:37:31,082 -Ava? -Gary, that's your job. 694 00:37:31,666 --> 00:37:32,583 Lose the glasses. 695 00:37:32,667 --> 00:37:34,377 Aw! 696 00:37:34,460 --> 00:37:38,339 You want me to eat one of the most important figures of the 20th century? 697 00:37:38,422 --> 00:37:40,549 We gotta get to New York and we gotta get there fast. 698 00:37:40,633 --> 00:37:43,469 We gotta find this Gwyn Davies without messing up the timeline anymore. 699 00:37:43,552 --> 00:37:46,430 And the first thing to do, is to eat this body. 700 00:37:47,014 --> 00:37:48,391 What has gotten into you? 701 00:37:48,474 --> 00:37:52,728 I have been reading true crime stories my entire life. This is my time to shine. 702 00:37:52,812 --> 00:37:54,522 Shut up and eat up, Gary. 703 00:37:56,232 --> 00:37:57,608 You're in the Bullet Blondes now. 704 00:37:58,859 --> 00:38:00,194 I'm a Bullet Blonde? 705 00:38:01,612 --> 00:38:03,614 I swear I take no pleasure in this. 706 00:38:03,698 --> 00:38:06,325 Beyond just the taste of human meat, which, as you know, I find… 707 00:38:08,411 --> 00:38:09,578 quite delicious. 708 00:38:09,662 --> 00:38:10,705 Do it, Gary. 709 00:38:22,133 --> 00:38:24,301 Astra, you're up. 710 00:38:24,385 --> 00:38:26,387 Yeah, thought I'd make myself useful. 711 00:38:27,930 --> 00:38:28,931 That's very sweet. 712 00:38:31,267 --> 00:38:34,186 You're capable of so much more than picking vegetables. 713 00:38:34,270 --> 00:38:35,730 I have just recovered. 714 00:38:36,355 --> 00:38:38,149 You have a terrible bedside manner. 715 00:38:41,527 --> 00:38:43,863 Tell me, what did you do to hurt yourself so much? 716 00:38:45,323 --> 00:38:47,700 I tried to perform a spell that I wasn't ready for, 717 00:38:47,783 --> 00:38:49,410 and it nearly destroyed me. 718 00:38:51,370 --> 00:38:55,207 God, my former mentor would be so disappointed if he were here right now, 719 00:38:55,291 --> 00:38:59,295 saying I have to be willing to walk alone and risk it all if I want to succeed. 720 00:39:06,969 --> 00:39:09,597 You know, my mother was a great healer. 721 00:39:10,848 --> 00:39:12,808 She taught me everything that she knew. 722 00:39:13,934 --> 00:39:15,186 But I was terrible at it. 723 00:39:17,688 --> 00:39:20,399 It wasn't until I was able to cast off her training, 724 00:39:20,483 --> 00:39:24,820 start fresh in a way that reflected who I am, 725 00:39:24,904 --> 00:39:26,739 that I truly became a healer myself. 726 00:39:27,114 --> 00:39:28,157 Yeah, but… 727 00:39:29,408 --> 00:39:32,661 Walk alone, sacrifice yourself, 728 00:39:32,745 --> 00:39:34,288 that's what magic is about. 729 00:39:40,002 --> 00:39:42,088 Your mentor taught you how he did magic. 730 00:39:42,171 --> 00:39:43,214 Yeah? 731 00:39:44,215 --> 00:39:45,299 But you're not him. 732 00:39:51,138 --> 00:39:52,306 RIP. 733 00:39:52,807 --> 00:39:55,393 So, you're just going to bury the pieces of the Waverider? 734 00:39:55,476 --> 00:39:57,144 Well, it ain't gonna bury itself. 735 00:39:57,978 --> 00:39:59,313 I'm gonna miss the old girl. 736 00:39:59,688 --> 00:40:00,731 Really? 737 00:40:00,815 --> 00:40:02,900 Astra Logue getting sentimental. 738 00:40:05,027 --> 00:40:06,320 Look, 739 00:40:06,404 --> 00:40:08,948 I'm sorry I brought the cops to your mom's place. 740 00:40:09,031 --> 00:40:10,783 I don't blame you for being pissed about it. 741 00:40:10,866 --> 00:40:12,701 I get it. You were trying to help. 742 00:40:13,744 --> 00:40:16,038 I wasn't just trying to help you, though. 743 00:40:16,122 --> 00:40:19,875 I was trying to prove myself to replace John. 744 00:40:21,085 --> 00:40:23,796 I just wanted to show everyone that I was worthy, 745 00:40:23,879 --> 00:40:25,506 which I guess I'm not. 746 00:40:25,965 --> 00:40:26,966 John? 747 00:40:28,008 --> 00:40:29,635 We don't need another John. 748 00:40:30,177 --> 00:40:31,011 We need you. 749 00:40:32,513 --> 00:40:33,931 Astra, I… 750 00:40:34,014 --> 00:40:35,891 I wasn't mad about the cops. 751 00:40:36,517 --> 00:40:40,354 I mean, I wasn't happy about them, but I was upset that you almost died. 752 00:40:41,105 --> 00:40:42,356 I like having you around. 753 00:40:42,898 --> 00:40:44,316 You're like my best friend. 754 00:40:47,945 --> 00:40:49,488 No one's ever said that to me. 755 00:40:52,283 --> 00:40:53,659 But you're mine too. 756 00:40:55,286 --> 00:40:56,412 Good. 757 00:40:56,495 --> 00:40:59,039 And if anything goes wrong, we'll handle it. 758 00:40:59,123 --> 00:41:00,458 I got your back. 759 00:41:02,460 --> 00:41:04,044 You know, it's too bad. 760 00:41:04,545 --> 00:41:06,714 I almost finished that spell. 761 00:41:07,131 --> 00:41:08,257 You didn't finish it? 762 00:41:08,340 --> 00:41:10,676 No, it was too much for me. 763 00:41:11,051 --> 00:41:12,678 I bet John would've finished it. 764 00:41:13,596 --> 00:41:15,139 [speaks other language] 765 00:41:15,222 --> 00:41:16,390 That was the last word. 766 00:41:17,099 --> 00:41:18,809 [repeats word in other language] 767 00:41:18,893 --> 00:41:20,436 [in English] Sounds mysterious. 768 00:41:20,519 --> 00:41:23,147 [Astra] Wish Gideon was here to make us a nice steak. 769 00:41:23,230 --> 00:41:26,233 [Spooner] Steak? I wish Gideon was here to make us a drink. 770 00:41:27,151 --> 00:41:28,694 [both] Mezcal. 771 00:41:35,201 --> 00:41:36,911 Who the hell is that? 772 00:41:52,426 --> 00:41:53,677 Ay dios mio! 773 00:41:54,762 --> 00:41:55,763 [both] Gideon? 774 00:42:00,976 --> 00:42:02,978 [theme music playing]